10 Funny Applicable Nursing Diagnoses
We all get a kick out of great nursing quotes. 
Here are some great Nursing Diagnoses that we relate with in our current profession or as a current nursing student.
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10. Fluid volume deficit r/t dehydrating effects of caffeine
9. Impaired social interactions r/t inappropriate topics of conversation discussing bodily functions
8. Anxiety r/t time constraints, threatened loss of social activities and anticipation of constant clinical quizzing
7. Functional constipation r/t lack of time to go to the bathroom associated with moving at speed of light and still not getting everything done
6. Impaired skin integrity r/t decubitus ulcer formation from sitting for long periods of time while studying
5. Ineffective breathing pattern r/t anxiety attacks before exams
4. Risk for self-injury r/t excessive carrying of 2,000-lb. textbooks
3. Sleep pattern disturbance r/t waking up at 4 a.m. for clinical after getting to sleep at 2 a.m. from working on care plans
2. Altered thought process: caffeine-induced psychosis r/t increased coffee consumption
1. Self-care deficit r/t being a nursing student
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mommy joy
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…hello there! i stumbled upon your blog thru the adds posted at facebook page. I am aregistered nurse here in the Philippines, and two among my three children were nurses too… I enjoyed reading most of your blog posts specially this 10 funny nursing diagnoses it’s so tickling to the nerves he he he…
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RnAcademyPhil
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Hey mommy joy, glad you enjoyed the diagnoses.. I will try and provide more in things for you folks to gander at
.. Thanks for your reply!
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Toby
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Hi there! Im a nurse in the Philippines and trying to work on getting registered there. I haven’t started my review yet cuz im still reviewing for different exam. Soon I will be reviewing for NCLEX and ur blog would be very very helpful and so interesting. Thanks!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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